If Flowers Had Cleavage

Subtlety isn’t exactly May’s forte, but what she lacks in unobtrusiveness, she more than makes up for in va va voom. I mean, just look at this:

Bougainvillea profusion

She pulls off lilac awfully well too…

Lilac daisies

…and what about lush, sun-swept green?

Lush backyard

The gal’s an expert at strutting her stuff; there’s just no ignoring her extravagant color when she waltzes into the room petals first. While I’m more of a September personality myself, I can’t help loving May’s opulence, her spontaneity, and her two-shimmies-beyond-proper self confidence, and she’s the perfect inspiration for leaving creative inhibitions back in the coat room with the snow gear. If only va va voom came with unlimited time and chocolate-coated espresso beans on the side…

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  1. Oh, my gosh! I LOVE this! I love this comparison so much. It is true, so true. I was just admiring a daffodil the other day, so showy and artful. Very in your face…now I will associate all spring with the “big rack” that it is… HA!

  2. LOL! I’ve been out lusting after lilacs myself 🙂

  3. AHHHHH!!!!! you are a goddess! you MUST tell me your secrets. i’m still drooling over “daisy constellations” and now this? too much.


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