I just don’t get
binary numbers, C++
matrices or calculus
economic policy
political bureaucracy
John Milton’s prose
Paris Hilton’s beaus
gambling on horses
billion dollar golf courses
prenuptial agreements
the-artist-formerly-known-as-Prince
privatized health care
armpit hair
the King James translation
ethnic discrimination
spelling bees
honorary degrees
talk radio shows
bros before hos
anything liver-and-onion
running just for fun
broomstick skirts
sugar-free desserts
sweaters on pets
blondes vs. brunettes
erotic fan fiction
smoking addiction
hair plugs
the point of slugs
wannabe thugs
recreational drugs
cubism
terrorism
fetishism
veganism
and
last but not least
brewer’s yeast
hahaha. I particularly enjoyed “sugar-free desserts.” GREAT list 🙂
I LOVE IT! So many things there that I totally agree with.
I thought it was just me! Although I do understand brewers yeast.
that had an absolutely perfect flow… i loved it.. i don’t believe i have had the pleasure of visiting you before… this will not be the las time tho i assure you….
Fun! I don’t understand most of those neither. That’s the beauty of it 😉
What amusing and free-flowing verse! I especially like the way you have assumed that we will pronounce the ++s of C++ as plus, thus rhyming it!
First, it has great rhyming. And flows beautifully!
watered down
That was GREAT!! “the point of slugs” === SO TRUE. I don’t get so many of these either.
Come on…how many times have I explained binary numbers to you? And really, C++ is just meant to make my life (and therefore yours) miserable.
Good gob though =D
Nicely done, I came to visit as I regularly do, and then when I went to SS for the prompt, it all came together. I like your take, and how every word flows.
Run for fun, is my exception.
Clever! I liked so many of these… cubism, terrorism, fetishism, veganism … especially.
this was so funny and so well put together! Kudos!
Bravo! That is wonderful, masterful.
Terrific list! The items cause me to scratch my head, as well.
Wow!!! Loved this.
I like the whimsical take on the prompt. I especially like how you’ve set up some of the contrasts–“John Milton’s prose / Paris Hilton’s beaus” was especially rich.
oh this was most enjoyable!!… excellent response to the prompt… thrz a few things. milton, absolutely… KingJames, it rocks… liver and onions i live, ..alone… running just for fun… it relaxes me… chuckling is a good thing!!