Tag: Coping

28May

Skulldrudgery

Hours a friendly neighborhood head cold has flattened me: 62 (and counting)

Tissues violated in the last 62 hours: 8,193,123,487,438,653,910,293,801,934,983

Antihistamines consumed before I realized allergies were not the root of this current evil: 7

Photos edited while on skull-imposed bed rest: 500+ (we take a lot of photos)

Summer fun options researched while on skull-imposed bed rest: 37

Lingering anxieties about the girls sitting around bored for the next few months: 0

And to think, all it took was total head incapacitation. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to bed to do my most rousing impression of road kill. (Attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 10: -3. And falling.)

29Apr

This Too

“This too shall pass” has often been the duct tape keeping my sanity attached since I became a mom. The newborn habit of falling into an impenetrable sleep coma seconds before feeding time?  Rusty sawblade teeth carving their way through tender gums?  Overflowing diapers? Powerful obsessions over a certain furry red monster with grammar issues? Elmo too shall pass.

I figure I can survive just about any frustrating stage as long as it’s temporary. The catch in this lovely Zen mindfest is that my girls have started coordinating with each other so as to have two distinct and equally frustrating stages ready for me at all times. One will put up hours’ long fights at bedtime while the other takes up telling lies, then the first one will complement the lies with a slurry of back-talk as the second launches into three months of slow motion, which is overlapped with one’s potty-related relapse followed by the other’s sudden and absolute inability to hear words that come out of my mouth. Sure, each stage is temporary… but with parenting conundrums coupled up and strung along like this, my sanity is beginning to flap a little in the breeze.

Basically, survival is the new Zen around here. But fortunately for themselves, me, and everyone within yelling distance, the girls have their innate adorableness going for them. Sophie is still deliciously small, squinting up her marshmallow face to laugh and needing pre-nap snuggles in the rocking chair. Despite her gracefully long limbs, Natalie is still pure child, skipping between playground equipment and making sweet, fanciful stories out of Lego blocks. They still rely on me to read them poetry at bedtime, wash their mermaid hair in the bath, and reciprocate butterfly kisses. Some days, I think their continuous needing is going to earn me a VIP ticket to the loony bin—if the coordinated frustrating stages don’t accomplish it first, of course—but then I look into the bright eyes of the sticky, singing girl who weaseled her way onto my lap despite the computer in her way, and a whisper circulates from the back of my mind: “This too shall pass.” And I realize that as crazy as these small years make me, I’m in no hurry for them to be over.

Loving sisters

21Apr

Hijacked

Today:

Hormones storming in with a blunderbuss to hijack all my good intentions for the day.

Coffee, with caramel.

Aleve.

George Harrison.

Clouds merging, drifting, taking fifteen for lunch, and lumbering back with full bellies and low motivation.

The house refusing to clean itself.

Stories refusing to write themselves.

Daughters fighting with each other. Daughters making messes. Daughters whining. Mother yelling. Daughters crying. Daughters napping. Mother in the kitchen spoon-feeding her guilt ice cream.

A sweater to combat the ice cream and cloud-cover chill.

More Aleve.

Renewed intentions to spend quality time with my girls, care for our home, catch up on creativity, and show those hormones who’s the boss around here…

Tomorrow.

7Apr

Chameleon Beans

I love traveling, I do. The sights and experiences we collect on our little (and not-so-little) trips feed my adventure-loving heart, stretch my sightline, and assure me that we are doing at least this one thing well with our children. Travel nudges all the sameness out of my life and fills the empty spaces with its chameleon marvelscape. It expands me, us. Yet, every time we return home, I find myself noticeably detached from life. Even little chores seem insurmountable. I stare right past the girls. My mind refuses to make decisions, preferring instead to hide under its bed binging on jelly beans. And I don’t even like jelly beans.

I don’t think it’s your garden variety post-vacation slump. Rather, I suspect it has everything to do with the introvert in me being swept away from her routines and cherished pockets of solitude. If I don’t connect with myself, I can’t connect with my family or my goals or the lid to my spring-loaded intention, and blargh, sometimes I’d really love to trade myself in for a newer model. At least five times a day, if you want to know the truth.

I’ve been troubleshooting the last two days to find out what helps get me back on track and feeling a little sheepish that I didn’t already know. (To-do lists? No. The Beatles? Yes. Early o’clock bedtime? Yes. Coffee? Depends. Harry Potter? Sadly, no.) My mind has already relinquished the jelly beans, so it shouldn’t be too long before I can tell you about our weekend getaway. Sneak preview: There was no Capri after all, but there were seaside hikes and 2,000-year-old ruins and lapfuls of lemons and assassin shrubbery. Stay tuned.

Attack of the assissin shrubbery

18Dec

Merry and Bright

Yesterday evening, I was dusting the living room in a flurry of last-minute prep for our annual white elephant party. Sophie was finally sleeping after an asthma attack that reallocated our afternoon to doctor’s offices and pharmacies and tight-throated cuddling, and I was dashing through my list of chores when the obscene bleat of a bus horn sounded outside the window. The dust could wait; I peeked over the balcony to see what the fuss was about.

In typical Italian fashion, someone had parked a car with courageous disregard for either logic or legality, i.e. – in the middle of the road. I watched for several minutes while the driver was procured, she failed to produce any keys, and various angry motorists contributed to the solution by honking while a neighbor pushed the car out of the street. I am sorry to say this little story has nothing whatsoever to do with this entry except that while standing on our balcony overlooking our city’s hills and valleys, I noticed something: no Christmas lights. Out of the thousands of houses visible, only one or two sported a strand of red bulbs on the balcony.

Italians celebrate Christmas jubilantly and with glad tidings of tiramisu and wine, but outdoor decorations just aren’t their thing. And while I love living in this warm-hearted country, I really miss driving around on December nights to ooh and ahh over twinkling Christmas displays. I also miss parades and candy canes and gingerbread mochas and a children’s section stocked with gorgeous holiday books.

The past two Christmases here, I felt desperate to hold onto that melted-butter sensation of holiday nostalgia. I planned red and green and cinnamon sparkles into every day, but I only found exhaustion where enchantment was supposed to be. So this year, expectations have been called back from Jupiter. I’ve been up front with myself about the traditions I miss, and I’ve whittled down my priority list to the essentials. Cookies are no longer on it, nor is our Christmas Eve brunch with friends. To tell the truth, this December looks as glitzy in my mind as a rain cloud. A hormonal one.

Yet this clammy, gray mindscape is exactly where nostalgia decided to find me. Maybe I just needed to release the pressures of baking and printing newsletters and feeling holiday cheer, damnit, or maybe the gloom of the last few years was simply another side-effect of my depression pills. Either way, this coming Christmas has been a reason to seek out magical moments in otherwise ordinary days—postponing naptime to decorate the rug with paper scraps, sitting down at the piano with Vince Guaraldi, brainstorming ways to make our friends and family feel loved… belting out carols when traffic fills the horizon (“Away in the ranger” is Natalie’s favorite; Sophie’s is “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, all da waaaaaayyyyyy!”)… anticipating the daily surprise in our advent calendar… reading a story each night that leads to the miracle birth we celebrate… sprinkling nutmeg on my coffee and calling it a success.

Snowflake-strewn living room

And as it turns out, twinkling yard displays are not the slightest bit necessary for a holiday to be merry and bright.

15Oct

What if They’re Dark Chocolate Salted-Caramel Cupcakes?

Today was about laundry. Hanging loads on the wind-whipped line, sudsing tomato sauce stains in the bathroom sink, swapping my summer wardrobe for wool, tacking duvets into their covers, ironing, ironing, ironing. Yesterday was about terrifying (to me) doctor’s appointments and even more terrifying (to me) social commitments. The day before was about choosing renters for our lonely house in the States and channeling a hefty build-up of financial worries into legalspeak.

Recharge time has been conspicuously absent from the week, and my batteries are starting to flicker and buzz. I don’t like who I become when creativitiy gets pushed to the back burner by busy work; it’s like subsisting on cream of wheat while my untouched four-course dinner turns lukewarm and begins breeding salmonella. It makes me grouchy. (I’m always grouchy when I’m hungry.)

More than that, this sense of having my attention forced toward things that don’t particularly interest me feels for all the world like pressure. It’s not like laundry is especially stressful or someone’s holding a gun to my head over the wording in our rental contract. But still, I feel the heaviness of unmet expectations after a tiring day settling squarely on my chest.

So here’s my question: How do I…
A) Clone 24 hours into 48, or
B) Survive on less than a full night of sleep, or
C) Find a personal assistant who will work for cupcakes, or
D) Be content when the real world’s demands drown out impulses of the heart?

1Oct

No One Starved

This morning, I was up by 7:30. This counts as a significant Bethany accomplishment even with golden sunlight streaming in my windows, my husband bribing coaxing me out of bed with a hot cappuccino, and health on my side… none of which being the case today. The only thing streaming in my window this morning was afa, that dense Italian haze that transforms air into swamp water. Dan is out of town for work, taking his cappuccino-making skills and our family’s sense of solidarity with him. And a spiky bowling ball with aggression issues has taken up residence in my previously healthy skull. So in my estimation, being up at 7:30 this morning was a victory worthy of an epic Old English poem.

I say this because from a more objective standpoint, today qualified as an epic FAIL. I did not manage to get Natalie to school or to stop by the store for diapers or to leave the house at all. In fact, the three of us never made it out of our pajamas. And in the interest of full disclosure, I should confess that I slept so long after breakfast that lunch wasn’t made until 4 in the afternoon. (“Are you hungry?” I asked the girls, forcing my throbbing head upright and trying to beat back waves of child-neglect guilt. “Uh, sure, I guess,” answered Natalie as she sat back down to play computer games. “Melmo’s World?” suggested Sophie.)

In the end, no one starved. The girls played happily all day, and I kept the house passably clean. Bedtime was unexpectedly lovely—because the girls were already in their pajamas, we had some extra time to read stories and snuggle. I was even able to talk to Dan for a few minutes over Skype, and I realized that while I miss him to a rather ridiculous extent, I am capable of keeping the family afloat (if not exactly clothed) in his absence. I’m going to go ahead and chalk that one up as a significant accomplishment as well.

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